Journal Entry

[youareallaliens]

Subject: Sakura
Race: Claims to be human... But she has pink hair.
Also a ninja. Alien ninjas may be dangerous. Says she had Chakra but lost it here.
Requires further study.

Also the house-demons have been quiet... Must be plotting something.

Comments

[paranormalpi.livejournal.com]

Wah.. huh?

How is that possible? What are you?

[regionseizer.livejournal.com]

I'm a Nation. Kinda.

[paranormalpi.livejournal.com]

..... In what sense?

[regionseizer.livejournal.com]

I've been formally dissolved twice in the last century, so I technically don't exist anymore. But I'm still here, so...

[paranormalpi.livejournal.com]

So are you like a member of a secret organization like the illuminati, or a land spirit.. a ghost of a land spirit!

[regionseizer.livejournal.com]

No, not really. I was the Teutonic Order back when I was little, but I haven't bothered with them for a while. And I'm not a ghost either.

[paranormalpi.livejournal.com]

So, does that mean you're a person who represents the country? Or, is it if the country represents an order you're part of it?

[regionseizer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, let's go with the first one. You catch on faster than that Russian chick.

[paranormalpi.livejournal.com]

Hmm, interesting concept. I guess since you said you were dissolved, that you must represent the physical borders, and not the cultural spirit of the nation. Does that mean that you can't exist apart from the people there?

Is there a person for each nation?

[regionseizer.livejournal.com]

No, but I tend to stay in Berlin now, because West handles most of the international stuff. We can go to other places, and stuff, and get hurt to.

Mmmhm, sometimes two, in our case.

[paranormalpi.livejournal.com]

If you get killed, does someone replace you?

[regionseizer.livejournal.com]

It's not exactly easy for us to die.

[paranormalpi.livejournal.com]

So is a nation defined by the land where the nation is, or to the people with a national identity? And you said nations that o longer exist still have... umm one of you?

[regionseizer.livejournal.com]

Both? I mean, were not really sure ourselves.

Not always. Uh. Roma Antiqua disappeared when his empire fell, but I'm still here, even after the Reunification.

What's with all the questions, huh?

[paranormalpi.livejournal.com]

Hmm, interesting.

I'm a paranormal investigator. And I've never met anyone who's claimed to be a nation before, I want to make sure I understand it correctly.

[regionseizer.livejournal.com]

I figured something along those lines, but what's your name?

[paranormalpi.livejournal.com]

Dib.

[regionseizer.livejournal.com]

Hah! What were your parents smoking when they named you?

[paranormalpi.livejournal.com]

No idea. They should have been original and attached a 'p' to a neighbor's name, like some other people.

[regionseizer.livejournal.com]

Oooh, touchy. Mind you, that's in English. He actually spells his name as, "Россия."

[paranormalpi.livejournal.com]

(Yeah, but I think Dib only knows English and possibly Spanish; unless you count computer languages.)

[regionseizer.livejournal.com]

(Oh, too bad. Gil's fairly multilingual. It comes from living in Europe, I suppose.)

[paranormalpi.livejournal.com]

(Problem wth puns; they never translate well.)

[regionseizer.livejournal.com]

(Shame. Excluding the fact that German humor is a very Special thing.)

Anyways, what were the characters doing?

[paranormalpi.livejournal.com]

(Oh well, I'm not sure humor always translates. Except slapstick.. that seems to be universal. I guess because it's nonverbal...)